Definitions by anonymous_mcgee

zoom pig

A woman that appears to be attractive at a distance, but is unattractive from a closer distance.

Damn, I saw this smoke show on the other side of the street, turned out to be a Zoom Pig though.

A ring of white powder surrounding an anus, most commonly cocaine

Things go a little crazy with that hooker last night, I ended up sniffing the margarita.