youth group

adj.

any trend popular within christian groups; not cool anymore; lame shit.

Girl 1: ohmygosh I just got this pink hair feather!
Girl 2: Ya you look so hot ohmygosh it's so cool we should go see Carrie Underwood!
Guy 1: Hey ya'll i got a new guy harvey shirt!

Guy 2: You guys are so fucking youth group.

by shellllllllls August 17, 2011

World Youth Day

An international congregation of young Catholics, which takes place approximately every 1-3 years. Each event is visited by hundreds of thousands (and even millions) of obnoxious pilgrims, who (in the spirit of the Catholic Church, nay! in the spirit of religion in general) flock to their holy destinations, adopting a downright ignorant and therefore religiously hypocritical stance to the ever-so-obvious problems faced by so many others back in their mother countries. With countries such as Brazil and Mexico, which evidently face hunger problems, as well as various African countries whose HIV/AIDS disasters can be directly attributed to the Catholic church's fascistic stranglehold on both their governments and people, millions of tax-payer dollars is seen poured directly into funding this money-making scandal.

World Youth Day is a twenty-first century money-making scandal and should not be attended by anybody with the most miniscule sense of social equality.

by pens nizzle August 22, 2008

Yotch

Any possible sexual hole, namely on the human body (but not limited to that). Vagina, anus, ear, skullfuck, hole in the wall...basically anything that one can insert a penis into.

Oh baby, fuck my yotch!!! Make my one remaining eye cry.

by Badbobbybigload February 18, 2010

Fountain of Youth

A sexual act where one partner urinates into another elderly partner's mouth who has a gaged labret piercing. As the first partner is urinating, it simultaneously flows from the labret piercing.

Kayley felt ten years younger after Rich performed the Fountain of Youth.

by Rich and Jackie October 8, 2007

yousche

An abbreviation for the word usual

"What did you do this weekend?"
"Oh you know... the yousche..."

by liza and emily December 14, 2008

hitler youth

A term invented by my grandfather for the Civil Air Patrol. This term is derrived from the fact that CAP members go around in Camo uniforms marching, resembling the teenagers trainde by Nazis during WWII.

So Josh, you going to your hitler youth group meeting tonight? Ja. (german for yesget it?{If you don't too bad, stupid})

by Josh May 13, 2005

Yoach

The tender spot between the anus and the testicles; the nerviest nerve cluster on the human body.

"Oh god, you kicked me right in the yoach!"

by Frater CB July 27, 2008