Work Husband

A male co-worker who gets all sorts of baked goods, free coffees and a lot of sexual harassment leeway and still complains about having a work-ball-and-chain and no fringe benefits

Emily's work husband, Matt, is always complaining that she asks for expensive things but manages to forget all the nice things she does for him on a daily basis

by elemmy16 September 3, 2010

work crapper

Taking a crap at work.

You know he's a work crapper he goes in the bathroom every day after lunch.

by Maggie April 19, 2005

Work Ethnic

The amount of work one must do based on skin color to get ahead in this world...See also Affirmitive Action

A caucasian male doesnt get into a college with a 3.5 GPA, while his african american counterpart gets accepted with a 1.5 GPA do to his Work Ethnic.

by Derrrrick April 30, 2008

work out

for both people to not quite be sure why they're in the relationship but be too confused to end it and both be wanting different things that neither of them are getting

did their relationship work out?

well if by work out you mean they are too confused about why they are together to break up, then yes.

by leland the criminal rainbow March 14, 2011

Work and Play

The worst possible answer to give when someone asks what you've been up to. You think you sound cool, but really, you just sound like an unoriginal moron.

Q) Sum up your holiday in one word?

A) Work and Play.

by PartyJardino March 1, 2009

work your pork

same as beating off or holding youe sausage hositage.

where john schnieder?

oh hes at his house doing the " work your pork "looking at cat porn

by ryan killion January 11, 2009

Work Attack

work attack is when you're all relaxed and all of a sudden you start stressing out cus you think you have to work the next day and then you remember you have the day off

omg i just had a work attack, thank god i dont have to work tomorrow

by watopolous June 19, 2009