Wetty

An absolute nonce

What a wetty

by Dark_princxss May 14, 2019

Witts'd

To get so drunk that you don't remember anything and undertake potentially fire-able offences

I went out drinking last week and so Witts'd that I ran naked through the town

by bad boy wittsy May 27, 2019

witsy

a fuckin pedophile we must feed virgins to in order to protect the world

"HOES MAD" is the witsy sacrifice chant

by Baby Reptar June 21, 2019

Wetty Fap

A rapper with 2 veiny dick tattoos on both sides of his cheeks and a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Fucked Your Cousin"

Wetty Fap got drunk one night than became a huge rapper the next day fucking your cousins

by Gage2003A3 March 7, 2020

Wisty

To go from calm and controlled to unbridled fury in an instant, usually leading to injury or death.

"Oh man, that guy just went full Wisty!"

by DiscordEnigma April 30, 2020

Wittenham Clumps

1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.

2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire

Oh Derek, I'm not going to do that - not until you've dealt with your Wittenham Clumps

by bighairyotter June 22, 2020

Witterfuck

When you flutter like that awesome butterfly you just saw but you slip on a puddle of water and send your ankle into the next millennia.

Person 1: “Dude, I saw Patrick Witterfuck last night”

Person 2: “Dang man, send his family my prayers”

by Witterfuck Guru August 3, 2020