James Wetty

Big boy geezer whos a bit of a wetty. Can be described as a crackhead evntho he only smokes a few cancer sticks a day. Thinks hes a mad lad but in reality looks like a wet fish version of John Boy Harrigan.

Associated with the Spoon Lads Mandem who hit up every spoons in a 10mile radius on the daily for a Nelson Mandela

Is a person who chills with Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis, Chazza the ginger unit, Reece the rush green yute and Aaliyah

Came from Ireland on a dinghy

Has a crush on TwoSync Chris ;)

"That guy James Wetty is such a geezer seen him down the local spoons a few times"

"James Wetty is a true wet yute"

"Ew why are u smoking your such a James Wetty"

by Póg Mo Thóin October 13, 2020

cream of wheaten

Diarrhea......

Hunny, the baby is cream of wheaten again !

by Ashley & J.R March 18, 2015

fields of wheat

The term 'fields of wheat' refers to having sexual activity in the countryside, similar to dogging it has become a common pass time in rural British culture, most commonly used by the upper class gentry and ladies of the manor.

Jenny next door and i were exploring the fields of wheat last week, she is a hot lady to know.

by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018

Third Party Bed Wetting

This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.

Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.

Tyrant: Not following you there bud.

Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.

Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 22, 2019

Winter's Worth of Wheat

A Winter's Worth of Wheat is an antiquated barter system used in some communities that face a long and unprofitable Winter season. At its purest darkness would a family receive enough wheat to last them through the Winter - regardless of household size - in exchange for a newly born infant. The infant was typically fed to abominable supernatural creatures such as vampires or brought up to be a eunuch or slave. Typically, however, was the term used on a more general scale to refer to any sort of illegal business that gave a large commodity in exchange for something irreplaceable and therefore usually of great sentimental value.

"So did Jenneigh get her abortion yet?"
"No, she said she's gonna carry it full term for a Winter's Worth of Wheat. Really wants that $500 Sephora gift card."

by Päällikkö March 6, 2022

Frosted Mini Wheat

A cum covered mexican.

I busted all over him, turned him into a frosted mini wheat.

by Taztim September 13, 2022

assault the wheat

When you're too tired to say "hit the hay", but just awake enough to let your violent primal urges slip out.

God damn, I'm tired, I'm gonna assault the wheat.

by Literal Code October 29, 2022