Lil Wayneiac

Someone that doesn't know how to use a metaphor. Or they use several metaphors in one line that makes no sense.

Stop being a Lil Wayneiac. Those metaphors don't make sense.

by F.It June 12, 2014

cover wagon

Trap someone under the covers and release vile ass fumes!

Trap Skyler under the covers and farted and he threw up after I cover wagon him

by chantilly February 4, 2014

weave wagon

A station wagon purchased from a woman of African decent off of Craigslist that is infused heavily with stray pieces of her old weave.

Man, Bill's new car is a total weave wagon!

by drippydrizzle April 29, 2014

Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

Lil' Wayne Drunk

When someone is so intoxicated that he/she starts to talk like Lil' Wayne raps.

Dude 1: Dude, whats wrong with him, did he have a stroke?
Dude 2: Nah, he's just Lil' Wayne Drunk

by vrk15495 May 25, 2015

naggin' wagon

When your girlfriend nags you for an extended period of time.

She nagged me so long I felt like I was on the naggin' wagon.

by TheOnlyBRB July 22, 2016

hoe wagon

The vehicle a pimp drives to cart hoes around.

Aye smokey i heard the hoe wagon just pulled in to the motel 6 lets go bang some hoes

by wamuu May 11, 2016