Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.

Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006

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wrong-way wang

A boner that goes completely up towards your belly button. Completely straight up, if you were to pee, you would get piss in your face. Usually occurs when one is really horny.

Dude i saw a picture of ur mom last night

And?

I got a wrong-way wang

Wow you are such an incestual freak.

by Harry Schroeder #6 September 4, 2007

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Geeard Way

The Sassy Master Queen

Omg Becky look at Beyonce shes such a wannabe Geeard Way

by Xx frerard is real xX March 16, 2017

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no fooking way

How harry swears in his accent

Harry styles: no fooking way
Fans: that accent is god

by Emo freak August 27, 2016

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Gerard Way

The lead singer and co-finder of a very talented band, My Chemical Romance. He is Very talented cause he not only sings, but is an amazing cartoon artist. With his poetic lyrics and kick ass vocals...he rocks! Though it would not be My Chemical Romance without the rest of the band.He is VERY talented and just happens to be very good looking too.

Gerard Way is soo talented and derserves the fame he has.

by Tammy April 29, 2005

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