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global warming conspiracist

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.
A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.
by Petdragon December 28, 2022
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nuclear warming

An insane and fictional concept, rambled and introduced in preparation for an insanity defense.
“Nobody talks about nuclear... the problem... the biggest problem we have in the whole world... it’s not global warming, it’s nuclear warming,” Donald Trump said.

“And all it takes is one mad man and you’re going to have a problem, the likes of which the world has never seen.
by ParkerBic April 13, 2023
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Couch Warming Party

When you buy a new couch for your living area and invite friends / family to sit and flatulate on it as a sign of initiation and good luck.
I just got a couch for my apartment, come over for a couch warming party !
by Dinuel October 1, 2023
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Ball Warming

When a partner holds your balls in their mouth with no other actions to hopefully get a reaction!
I awoke to witness Mandy Ball Warming me, it was a strange sight and I was very confused! She said "This works for you, Yeah?" SO I took my balls out of her mouth and went home!
by Captain Tatertot October 23, 2023
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Chat Warding

Refers to the act of sending a new message in a group chat or messaging platform with the intention of confirming whether a previous message, sent by another member of the group, has been read by one or more recipients. This term is commonly used in messaging applications where read receipts are not directly associated with specific messages, requiring individuals to send their own messages as a way to indirectly monitor the read status of a particular message.
I wasn't sure if anyone noticed Emily's message about the potluck dinner, so I did some chat warding by sending a quick hello. Sure enough, the read receipts lit up, so I knew everyone got the memo.
by arstc October 24, 2023
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Houston Warming Circle

A group of 4 or more individuals aligned in a circle jerk, taking fentanyl, and conserving their body heat during the South Texas winter.
It's cold out, do you want to go to the Houston Warming Circle?
by dummboi January 15, 2024
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Global Warming

fake bs the media wants us to believe. We went from global cooling to global warming in 50 years
We're pumping enough co2 into the atmosphere causing global warming we are all going to burn
by OHIOGOAT February 27, 2024
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