walking mattress

A female military member that sleeps her way to promotions.

"Did you hear? That chick got promoted again for sleeping with a Staff NCO."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."

by marineseverywhere March 4, 2012

walkin in high cotton

A person with great success or wealth is said to be 'walking in high cotton'.

The queer wacko didn't have 2 dimes to rub together but ever since he got on reality tv he's been walkin in high cotton.

by Jason McKay April 26, 2006

Walking Head

Walking head is when an extremely tall man dates an extremely short woman (That's head is near his happy "head") so, the girl would not have to get on her knees to get the job done.

Friend #1: Wow! Look at that couple. He's so tall, and she's so short!
Friend #2: I know! She could give him walking head!

by Short-Girl November 19, 2010

Walking Meme

An icon recognised by society as a meme rather than a physical carbon based life form.
e.g. Ali-A, Michael Rosen(Noice), Logan/Jake Paul)

Steve: Hey Brad I was watching Ali-A before...
Brad: Why would you want to watch him he’s literally a walking meme.

by EJM19 November 5, 2018

dick-walking

Rising from bed in a state of semi-wakefulness realizing you have both a raging erection and a full bladder; then stumbling to the bathroom.

I woke up dick-walking last night. I didn't know if I needed a toilet or a piece of ass first.

by maechtig October 27, 2015

walking Level 5

An annoying person who hovers over you on a train, bus, or on a plane, and constantly coughs and/or sneezes on you. "Level 5" refers to the highest level of biohazard in a "hot lab".

I'm trying to stay away from the walking Level 5s on the train, because I have no sick time left at my job.

by pentozali November 8, 2005

walking dead

A zombie show that is the bomb if u don't like the walking dead u don't have a life and r stupid they have the hottest people on it including rick the Cherf and Daryl Dixon the hottnes person ever he is a badass they are in a zombie apocalypse and a lot of there people get eaten by zombies or die giving birth like Lori ricks wife and there's a gurl with a masheti and put in threw some guys face if u don't watch the walking dead u should start one get to watching

Walking dead has a lot of blood zombies and violence for kids 10 and up

by Miley cyrus December 12, 2013