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Waikiki Wet Wash 

Inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina, pleasuring her to the point of maximum lubrication. Once achieved, remove the finger(s) and casually stroke her face or brush her hair with the sopping wet fingers. It is considered successful if the woman never even notices that you just rubbed her vaginal juices all over her face and/or hair.
Dude 1 - Hey, did you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2 - Did I?!? Not only that, but I Waikiki Wet Washed her!
Dude 1 - No way!!
Dude 2 - She didn't even notice!!
* High Five *
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tiny waist 

Having a small waist which makes it easier for a guy to rap his arms around you
tiny waist by Fuckimright March 5, 2019
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Wait and Bate 

Symptom of a slow internet connection, Wait and Bate is a complete pain in the ass. Such low bandwidth provides two options: 1) The Stop-and-Go wank, where you can only jerk it for periods of about five seconds, as the video constantly pauses to buffer or 2) Bring up a bunch of porn, then allow it to load for 10-15 minutes.
One thing that sucks about going out to my parents' house is how the slow internet forces me to Wait and Bate.
Wait and Bate by Entitled January 10, 2011
To weep loudly, to cry or bawl, to lament or mourn for someone.

To cry out, usually in grief.
The wind was howling outside that night. At about midnight, we heard a woman wailing, broken by occasional sobs. We knew instantly that it was the banshee. We knew then that one of us would soon die.

As I was locking up for the night, I heard a little girl somewhere in the building, and she was wailing. Following the sound into into the women's room, I saw a little girl of about four, her face flushed from crying. As I walked towards her, she disappeared. Was this my imagination or had I seen a ghost?
wail by Lorelili April 5, 2008

wait 'til it comes out on youtube 

A new phrase to describe movies you really don't want to see. Before we waited for the DVD, now we can wait for youtube.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see 'The Love Guru' yet?

Guy 2: "No way dude. I think I'll wait 'til it comes out on youtube"

Wellesley Wait 

Boston area drivers are known for acting as if they are the only ones on the road, but there is a phenomenon in Wellesley (a very affluent suburb) which I have dubbed the "Wellesley Wait."

Drivers from other parts of Massachusetts and especially from out-of-state should pay heed to the example if they have the chance to drive through this beautiful town.
You are driving along one of Wellesley's major streets, notably Route 135 (Great Plain Ave) and Route 16 (Washington St). A driver (sorry to say, it is almost always a female) of an expensive SUV or European Station Wagon comes to a complete stop at the end of a side street or long driveway (many of Wellesley's "driveways" are longer than actual streets) and common sense/consensus would indicate this means the driver will wait for you to pass and then pull on to the state highway.

But nooooooo. You are driving along at 30-40 mph; there is nobody behind you nor in front of you. Just as you approach the intersection/driveway, the Wellesley driver will obliviously pull out right in front of you and proceed at a cement mixer's pace.

I don't condone jack rabbit starts, but if you are going to cut somebody off in your "Limited edition" Jeep, Lexus, Mercedes, or BMW SUV, inevitably equipped with the optional V8 engine, or turbocharged Volvo or Audi station wagon, please try to get up to at least 25 mph within 30 seconds after causing a driver minding his/her own business to nearly rear-end your yuppiemobile due to a mixture of selfishness and sense of oblivion.

The offending "Wellesley Wait" driver is almost always yacking away on her cell phone, impervious to the world around her.

The worst intersection for this infraction is where Benvenue Street intersects with Route 135/Great Plain Ave.

If you come to this intersection and one of these drivers abruptly cuts you off at the last minute, don't waste your energy honking your horn or otherwise getting angry. Just be prepared to poke behind that BMW X5 or Volvo Cross Country at 20 mph until you reach Olin College; most of the time, the driver will FINALLY reach speeds of 35-40 mph.
Wellesley Wait by DFJD April 11, 2008
an acronym used to describe someone who is witty, attractive, intelligent, toned, athletic, sexy, and has everything going for him
sprinter is WAITASE
WAITASE by DopeAsFuckKid July 17, 2004