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JP Velociraptor

Short for Jurassic Park Velociraptor, this is either a Velociraptor that is actual from JP or one clearly more based on JP than anything science has said. Notable features of most JP Velociraptors include having few or no feathers, pronated hands, being bizarrely large for Velociraptor, slit crocodilian eyes, and an inaccurate skull shape.
"I got really excited for this new dinosaur movie that got announced but all the velociraptors were JP velociraptors," "Aw, that sucks,"
by Debleb January 16, 2021
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the Velociraptyl Move

A chess move when you can move a pawn one space vertical or horizontally to catch a bishop, but only four is granted per match.

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Oh dear! I’ve just been checkmated by a pawn using the Velociraptyl Move.”
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turdinal velocity

When a piece of feces is ejected from the anus at such a rate that it explodes into pieces of shrapnel upon hitting, usually the back, of the toilet.
Oh Shit! literal shit; everywhere. That one hit turdinal velocity.
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Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity
If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.
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fatal velocity

too fuckin fast. to fuckin fast. fast is too fuckin fast.
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Human velocity

Human velocity is only 4 years old, and currently the youngest person ever.
-My name is human velocity

-you are the youngest person ever!
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