Graduated in Vaseline. Had every every colour of tin, even the limited editions. You won't see them without one sliding out of their pocket every 10 to 15 minutes.
"I own every varient, flavour and scent of vaseline. I am such a vaseline valedictorian, I love it! I can't enough of the stuff"
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Get the Vaseline Valedictorian mug.In residential land use planning, a development which consists entirely of small apartments intended to house no more than two people each. The logic presumably is that, while landlords are severely restricted in their ability to turn prospective tenants away for having bred like crack-addled rabbits, they are able to turn people away if housing them would mean overcrowding a rental unit... so conveniently there are no units available with space for you and your hellspawn.
Nominally, while regulations vary between regions, the only opportunity for a slumlord to expressly declare a residential development "adults only" often is to force everything 55+ as a retirement or seniors' home. Vasectomy housing avoids the issue by building apartments small enough that there's really no room for all of these extra little people. While they won't say so publicly, local councils are well aware that building this sort of development means less burden on schools, playgrounds or other infrastructure.
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A state of mind when you don't think and buy a totally overpriced thing that can be done better or cheaper in x way. You don't listen to your friends' advice and you go purely according to your intuition and then you defend your decision even though you know it's wrong.
Vašek wanted to buy a ticket to a concert with his friends, but because they weren't quick enough, he bought a standing ticket for 300 euros, even though he could have waited a little longer and bought a ticket for 110 euros with his friends. Classical Vašek thing
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“Don’t get attached, she’s just a vaseline girl—they invited her for the vibes, not your love life.”
“Every good party needs music, drinks, and at least one vaseline girl.”
“Relax bro, she’s just a vaseline girl to keep the party flowing.”
“Every good party needs music, drinks, and at least one vaseline girl.”
“Relax bro, she’s just a vaseline girl to keep the party flowing.”
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