alt vag

The butt, specifically in regards to hetero anal sex

Baby, tonight I want it in my alt vag.

by sugarmagn0lia March 11, 2017

Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.

I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.

by taylorreeve June 23, 2016

Moo-Vag

A big cow vagina who’s always like moo this moo that

e.g. Oli you're such a Moo-Vag about everything

by Poop-A-Doop September 14, 2014

Vag-hawk

When a girl leapfrogs you without panties and her vagina scrapes your bald head, leaving a ghostly trail in the shape of a mowhawk.

"Betty slipped on her takeoff, so Bob's rocking a vag-hawk for the rest of the party now."

by owlzitty July 15, 2016

vag canoe

one that describes the characteristics of a female reproductive system aka a vagina or pussy

Do you want to play golf today?

Sorry I have to study for my test.

Ohhh woww stop being such a vag canoe.

by vagcanoe69 November 6, 2018

vag blindness

The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.

When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.

How do you not see that Sally looks exactly like Jennifer?!? You've got the vag blindness.

by Ahickeyyy June 21, 2016

vag tight

When something is even better than balls tight.

Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with an even hotter chick the next night.
Guy 2: Vag tight!

by brrutled July 2, 2011