vag blindness

The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.

When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.

How do you not see that Sally looks exactly like Jennifer?!? You've got the vag blindness.

by Ahickeyyy June 21, 2016

vag roll

when a female is so fat that you can't tell where the stomach ends and where the vagina starts

Dude that chicks so fat you could see her vag roll

by pegasuskv March 2, 2010

Vag cig

A vagina that smells like a cigarette. In some women who smoke regularly the smell of cigarettes emanates not just from their mouths but also from their snatch. When a vagina smells like a cigarette its call a vag cig.

Also some men like to insert their lit or unlit cigarette into their womans baby box. The cigarette then becomes a vag cig. They can then smoke it and it tastes like vagina and cigarette combined together.

Jojo smokes so much she has vag cig.

When i fucked Shania i could still smell her vag cig stench on my dick a day later.

Kelsey let me make a vag cig with her pussy and it tasted good.

by ballplayer182 March 6, 2022

vag five

When you high five a female's vagina. This can be done with or without clothing and is usually in celebration of sexual intercourse or some other sexual action.

Jane: wow the first time was great
John: I know! *vag five*

by sexual grapefruit November 30, 2009

Vag-hawk

When a girl leapfrogs you without panties and her vagina scrapes your bald head, leaving a ghostly trail in the shape of a mowhawk.

"Betty slipped on her takeoff, so Bob's rocking a vag-hawk for the rest of the party now."

by owlzitty July 15, 2016

Green Vag

A person with seemingly good looks, but due to rumors of said person being a notorious whore, it can be easily deducted that she has a sexually transmitted infection.

Naw dude I would't I heard she's got the green vag.

by NickPronJas October 19, 2010

Vag clamp

The act of squeezing ones vaginal muscles during intercourse.

Grace gave me such a vag clamp I couldn't get it out.

by Glynos January 2, 2012