Baron von Sexatron

A Baron von Sexatron is a remarkable man. Dating back to 1984, the Baron has lived his life full of adventure and is likened to that of Indiana Jones and Bear Grylls. The Baron, although solitary in many ways, also has a rather loving side and is empathic to many a situation. The Baron is loyal and kind and will do almost anything to make others happy. Everyone loves the Baron and he is quick witted in social situations and is guaranteed to be the popular man on the table. The Baron tends to frown upon some social norms and regards rap and sport to be on the same level as a cockroach. However the Baron will only tell this to his loyal subjects whom he can trust. A Baron von Sexatron likes nothing more than to sit back with a beer with a fantastic piece of scenery in front of him. He'll make out that he wants to do this by himself but actually this scenario is much preferred alongside the company if his mate. A Baron von Sexatron is also a beast in the sack.

I once knew a Baron von Sexatron. He was the one that got away. If only I hadn't been so in to yoga.

Baron von Sexatron by Lady Fairy September 9, 2016

gideon von philipp 

The one

I am the Gideon von Philipp

gideon von philipp by gideonvonphilipponinstagram January 3, 2017

brooke von 

A rare rebel female with a heart of gold. One that will never leave a room without being noticed; always remembered for her punk rock style and random sense of humor. Those who love her remain in her circle; those who envy her remain haters at heart for using her kindness as a target to hurt her. If you ever meet a Brooke Von, you should consider yourself blessed.

That is a Brooke Von. Have you met her?
Yeah, that Brooke Von is badass!

brooke von by NoRegrets008 April 3, 2018

Roman von Ungern-Sternberg 

A man who freed Mongolia from Chinese occupation. He was a Buddhist and a very zealous one indeed. He was anti-communist. He did lots of good for Mongolia such as developing public transportation. Unfortunately, many have portrayed him in bad light.

That guy is just like Roman von Ungern-Sternberg.

Roman von Ungern-Sternberg by HappyExcitedTopTop_boy10000008 June 22, 2018

fuckface von dickstick 

A friend who is being a dick or douche and won't shut up and looks like his parents aborted him.

Quit being acting like a fuckface von dickstick you fucktard

fuckface von dickstick by famhead November 30, 2018

Chris von 

Nicknamed for the sexiest mf around

Is that chris von?
You mean the hottest guy in town?

Chris von by Notchrisvon January 16, 2022

Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher 

While the Duke of Wellington was fighting off Napoleon from the front there was also some other guy who ambushed Napoleon from the back. His name was Blucher. He was an old man and didn't really care for his life nor what happened to him and his regiment. But he knew that this fat little Corsican shit needed to be wiped off the planet.

And Blucher didn't take no shit. One time in some battle I completely forgot but know the anecdotes, Blucher's horse got shot down and he fell to the ground with his dead horse on top of him. He had to wait until the bloody massacre was over so the survivors could lift his old ass up from his dead horse.

That's how badass he was, and let me tell ya if it weren't for Blucher, Wellington probably would never have won that battle. Maybe not, who knows. Nevertheless they both PWNED Napoleon at Waterloo. It was such an awesome victory that meanwhile when Thomas Jefferson was doing his stuff, he read the news in Europe about how Napoleon got OWNED in Waterloo! And guess what, he shat in his pants.

Historian #1: Dude, Wellington was such a camper! Blücher was like totally like the main force on the battlefield, like he totally like destroyed Napoleon with like an ambush. Like it was sooooo cool.

Historian #2: OMG dude, everyone knows that Wellington was like NOT a camper and like Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher was only the finishing touch! Like OMG you don't know shit!

Historian #1: I refuse to listen to such bigotry! BEGONE!

Historian #2: Neigh sire, the truth is here to stay!

Gebhard Leberecht von Blücher by BullshitPoster September 25, 2012