happy vomit

1.) To be so happy you obnoxiously blurt out your overwhelming joy with others (typically on a subject no one cares about)
2.) To be so happy you overshare it to the point the miserable world around you wants to vomit when they see your disgustingly happy smile

1.) Jenny told me about her new boyfriend and happy vomitted all of her vacation photos
2.) After she shared the story of how he proposed I wanted to happy vomit up her happily ever after

by RS3LD November 6, 2017

Erectile Vomit

The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.

“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”

by LeSleth November 20, 2019

TikTok Vomit

When one or more friends are removed from the conversation but still within earshot, and all you hear are the same tiktoks repeated over and over again.

Damn, she's been tiktok vomiting for over an hour now should someone go see if she is okay?

by jtny166 November 24, 2019

Burp vomited

When you over eat and your food sits in your through and you burp with a bit of vomit in your mouth

I bent down to help clean up but I burp vomited

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 10, 2020

comet_vomits

Coolest person (also my mutual)))

Hey do u follow comet_vomits on tiktok??
No
WHAT HOW DARE U

by CoolAudrey June 30, 2021

Rasberry Vomit

A Rasberry Vomit, is when a girl is sucking your cock and she throws up and continues to keep giving the blow job.

A shit, I threw up. Oh well now I can give you a Rasberry Vomit!

by RileyCan'tReid August 28, 2021

Dick vomit

A truck driver that stays beside another truck and won’t get out of the way after 1 mile.

Look at this Dick vomit fucking up the interstate

by Gashaulin29 December 14, 2021