vag canoe

one that describes the characteristics of a female reproductive system aka a vagina or pussy

Do you want to play golf today?

Sorry I have to study for my test.

Ohhh woww stop being such a vag canoe.

by vagcanoe69 November 6, 2018

vag mop

A " vag mop " is a piece of cloth or old rag used as a makeshift tampon.

Woman on blob:- " shit.. I'm out of tampons and I'm bleeding out....!! "

Friend :- " use this old rag. It'll make a good vag mop until we get to boots. "

by mtaybar October 15, 2015

Blood Vag

When you put your penis up a women's vagina so far, the woman starts to bleed.

"When Mary got Blood Vag, she started crying."

by n-bomb January 18, 2015

Vag cig

A vagina that smells like a cigarette. In some women who smoke regularly the smell of cigarettes emanates not just from their mouths but also from their snatch. When a vagina smells like a cigarette its call a vag cig.

Also some men like to insert their lit or unlit cigarette into their womans baby box. The cigarette then becomes a vag cig. They can then smoke it and it tastes like vagina and cigarette combined together.

Jojo smokes so much she has vag cig.

When i fucked Shania i could still smell her vag cig stench on my dick a day later.

Kelsey let me make a vag cig with her pussy and it tasted good.

by ballplayer182 March 6, 2022

vag five

When you high five a female's vagina. This can be done with or without clothing and is usually in celebration of sexual intercourse or some other sexual action.

Jane: wow the first time was great
John: I know! *vag five*

by sexual grapefruit November 30, 2009

Vag-a-stash

A vagina with pubic hair shaved into a mustache. It can be parted and twirled to give it more character.

My vagina is now named Mistress Twatington. We shaved a vag-a-stash last night and now my twat is super classy. Too bad we couldn't find the mustache wax to keep those sides twirled.

by Mistress Twatington November 22, 2011

vag fat

The fat that hangs out of a girl's vagina. The disadvantage to vag fat is when you pump in and out, it slaps you in the nuts. Other than that, it makes sex more enjoyable.

"That bitch's vag fat totally made wrecked my prostate."

by Double Choad Master Yoad Break January 22, 2012