vag fat

The fat that hangs out of a girl's vagina. The disadvantage to vag fat is when you pump in and out, it slaps you in the nuts. Other than that, it makes sex more enjoyable.

"That bitch's vag fat totally made wrecked my prostate."

by Double Choad Master Yoad Break January 22, 2012

Vag-a-stash

A vagina with pubic hair shaved into a mustache. It can be parted and twirled to give it more character.

My vagina is now named Mistress Twatington. We shaved a vag-a-stash last night and now my twat is super classy. Too bad we couldn't find the mustache wax to keep those sides twirled.

by Mistress Twatington November 22, 2011

ham/vag

filesystem description for defining the lower regional area of Ham's subspace. All who enter here are never to return.

goddamn, thats another friend i lost to the ham/vag

by hodebbwuagh June 19, 2010

Green Vag

A person with seemingly good looks, but due to rumors of said person being a notorious whore, it can be easily deducted that she has a sexually transmitted infection.

Naw dude I would't I heard she's got the green vag.

by NickPronJas October 19, 2010

Vaped Vag

When you're eating a girl out and you proceed to take a hit from a vape pen/box and blow the cloud inside of her vagina then let it slowly seep out.

"That girl is so hot I'd totally give her a vaped vag."

by Bradenthememe October 22, 2016

Look Vag....

When your absolutely sick of another's bullshit and your finally going to say something to put said person straight. Essentially calling them a shortened version af vagina in a very derogatory manner..

Look Vag.... no one cares about your stupid problems.. WORK HARDER

by Willie shaverpus August 8, 2023

vag mop

A " vag mop " is a piece of cloth or old rag used as a makeshift tampon.

Woman on blob:- " shit.. I'm out of tampons and I'm bleeding out....!! "

Friend :- " use this old rag. It'll make a good vag mop until we get to boots. "

by mtaybar October 15, 2015