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Valedouchetorian

The douchiest person in each graduating class.
He commited more douchey acts than anyone in his class and graduated valedouchetorian.
by Pavel_Pozharsky March 19, 2011
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castle vale

Large council estate (US: "Project") in north Birmingham. Full of burning cars and gunfights.
"Shit me how did we end up in castle vale?!? Lock the doors.."
by oracle March 12, 2004
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nick valensi

The most awesome guitar player in the world. He has incredibly sexy hair and amazing attitude that make u believe he's a perfect man. Lovely feelings, sooo handsome, 23 years old and expecting twins. (he looked amazing when i went 2 the concert). Cute smile, talented, guitar player for the coolest american band the strokes.
Nick Valensi could not have been more perfect performing the guitar solo.
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Dirty Juan Valdez

Placing your junk in someone's coffee to add flavor and/or texture to the drink.
Hey buddy, you look like you could use a little grundle butter in that coffee - let me give you a Dirty Juan Valdez.
by Glowsand December 17, 2010
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pibe valderrama

Best soccer player Colombia has ever had, he was the captain of the Colombian soccer team for about 15 years, he finished his career playing soccer in the USA.
El pibe Valderrama se la pasa a Rincon...si Colombia, si, si!!... Goooooooollll!!!!
by Mario F Monsalve December 14, 2005
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valdea

(1) A name given to the world's most hated douche bag. Relatively, the name is used as a last name. A man who thinks he is powerful will use this last name without knowing the true meaning. (2) The man that 'valdea' applies to also refers to a man who is on a constant PMS. (3) A elder man who's balls have not dropped.
"That man is such a valdea."
by v-al-day-uh March 8, 2009
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Exxon Valdez poo

When it seems like you've wiped your ass a hundred times and the toilet paper is still covered in poo. Reference to the huge oil spill in Alaska from the ship Exxon Valdez.
I'm taking an Exxon Valdez poo. I just keep wiping and wiping, and it just keeps coming and coming. Oh well, I guess I'll just sit here and let it dry.
by Robert VonAwesome October 10, 2009
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