vagine 

slang for "vagina" as coined by Borat

"Her vagine hang low like a wizard's sleeve"

vagine by J-dog, K-dog January 4, 2008

flying vagina attack 

A form of physical aggression performed by a female, wherein she leaps into the air and slams her groin into another's (male OR female) chest. Also considered to be a sexual position from one of the long-lost chapters of the Kama Sutra.

Susan: John, I'm tired of your shit!

John: Shut up, bitch!

Susan: flying vagina attack!

(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)

flying vagina attack by six30two December 22, 2010

Vaginis

Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss

The lead singer of alesana is a vaginis

Vaginis by GUAMILY February 16, 2009

vaginosis 

A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramirez.

When Esther's vaginosis makes you'r eyes water.

vaginosis by alawishous 5000 bling bling May 16, 2008

Vagingivitis 

Originating from the movie "Teeth" based on a vagina with teeth, comes a theory on Genital dental hygene.
This rare disease occurs when the gum lines of the vagina become largely inflamed. Leaving this disease untreated may lead to the need for vaginal floss and vaginewash. If one decides to further neglect vaginal upkeep, one may need a vaginal retainer or even braces.
Most doctors will recommend vaginal toothpaste that comes in two flavors : penis and non-penis.

see Vaginal Orthodontist

Shit, someone better give that bitch some scope, she has mad vagingivitis.

That bitch needs to floss, she may be at definite risk of Vg; Vagingivitis

Nah man, don't go near her, She got some heavy Vagingivitis. Make yo dick fall off

Vagingivitis by Fets May 10, 2009

vaginadodger 

One who is afraid of vagina, Fear that vagina will harm or dismember parts of you member.

People without a face are vaginadodgers

vaginadodger by Predatordise May 22, 2009

vaginal sasquatch 

Excessively hairy/furry snatch. Often moplike, care should be taken to avoid what might be crawling around in it (use a hat while using the meat).

That bitch braided her pussy hairs, she's a real vaginal sasquatch.

vaginal sasquatch by sweetgy June 29, 2009