vag mop

A " vag mop " is a piece of cloth or old rag used as a makeshift tampon.
Woman on blob:- " shit.. I'm out of tampons and I'm bleeding out....!! "

Friend :- " use this old rag. It'll make a good vag mop until we get to boots. "
by mtaybar September 01, 2015
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Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.
I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.
by taylorreeve April 06, 2016
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Green Vag

A person with seemingly good looks, but due to rumors of said person being a notorious whore, it can be easily deducted that she has a sexually transmitted infection.
Naw dude I would't I heard she's got the green vag.
by NickPronJas October 17, 2010
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vag five

When you high five a female's vagina. This can be done with or without clothing and is usually in celebration of sexual intercourse or some other sexual action.
Jane: wow the first time was great
John: I know! *vag five*
by sexual grapefruit December 01, 2009
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alt vag

The butt, specifically in regards to hetero anal sex
Baby, tonight I want it in my alt vag.
by sugarmagn0lia March 12, 2017
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vag roll

when a female is so fat that you can't tell where the stomach ends and where the vagina starts
Dude that chicks so fat you could see her vag roll
by pegasuskv March 03, 2010
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Vaped Vag

When you're eating a girl out and you proceed to take a hit from a vape pen/box and blow the cloud inside of her vagina then let it slowly seep out.
"That girl is so hot I'd totally give her a vaped vag."
by Bradenthememe October 23, 2016
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