ultimate depression

The feeling most all of us are feeling right now

Guy: "I'm going to the Urban Dictionary because I am diseased with ultimate depression."
Sarcastic non-binary person: "Aren't we all.."
Guy: "I know!"
Sarcastic non-binary person: *facepalms*

by Just Somebody Else April 2, 2019

Ultimate Wash

Ultimate win meets ultimate fail.

Co-worker 1: HEY its 4:30 - almost time to go home! ULTIMATE WIN

Co-worker 2: Yeah, its ONLY 4:30 though. ULTIMATE FAIL.

Co-worker 1: Dude, ULTIMATE WASH.

by public_brainmelt December 11, 2009

ultimate svengali

A lyrical badass

She killed that song she's the ultimate svengali

by Skavenski May 15, 2019

ultimate scooter

a well known gang of street thugs, who live in the north west suburbs of melbourne, ultimate scooter brand themselves with weapons and their blade scooters, terrorising the neighborhood inwhich they live... as a collective have been arrested 17 times and aim to damage public property by grinding their scooters in death defying stunts inwhich they film...they are a bunch of hard ass jerks...

primary schools left in ruins due to ultimate scooter...

oi jeeds got arrested...what for...he got caught during his initiation... he passed...

by pig faced jerk September 5, 2008

ultimate shocker

thumb on the cliter, two in the baby spitter, and one in the shitter.

I hope my guy gives me the ultimate shocker tonight. If he does, I'll let him donkey punch me.

by Frelynn October 1, 2006

Ultimate Frisbee

Basically another word for gay.

Those two guys kissing eachothers butt holes are so ultimate frisbee.

by mmmsss September 24, 2019

penultimate Penn ultimate ultimate Penn pen

The next to last ultimate pen used for keeping score in ultimate frisbee; decorated with pictures of Sean Penn; purchased at the University of Pennsylvania.

Because that would be your penultimate Penn ultimate ultimate Penn pen.

by neebnoob18 June 3, 2014