twitter sex

1. The act of sexting on twitter. The equivalent of public sex if your account isn't protected. also known as twexting.

2. The act of saying lewd things to each other on twitter.

1. @hotgirl: @randomguy I so wanna have twitter sex, right now.

@randomguy: @hotgirl But I'm scared.

2. @hotguy: @sexygirl you have huge tits. I wanna suck em.

by Craven Morehead. April 6, 2010

Twitter

A groups of twits.

Look at that twitter.

by drspeed May 28, 2009

Twitterbate

Twitterbate (verb) - To use Twitter.com in a manner that is fast-paced; constantly clicking, tweeting, adding friends, replying, and so forth. The user tends to have feelings of excitement, anxiety, or tension and usually yearns in real-time for the next action from the tweet community by staring at the auto-refresh of the internet browser.
Twitterbation Twitterbating

The twitter community is buzzing today. Everyone's tweeting with the news. I'm sure I'll twitterbate all morning.

by Doubledown Tandino February 1, 2009

Football Twitter

a paedophilic group of twitter users who have no knowledge of football whatsoever. they hid behind player fan accounts and use nonsense vocabulary such as 'scrumptious dub idolo hth'. these nonces spam images of AFTV robbie memes with captions such as 'mashallah that was a massive dub habibi' and 'had to get nude to celebrate this dub bossman'.

football twitter is a scrumptious dub idolo hth.

by Scrumptious dub idolo bossman February 24, 2020

TwitterProxy

A ghost writer for a celebrity on Twitter.

"Man, I Twittered Britney and she gave a really cogent, thoughtful response!"

"Dude, she's got a TwitterProxy writing that stuff."

by epictetus13 March 27, 2009

Twitterpated

When you fall in love during the spring after a cold winter. This love has you all giddy and makes you feel like singing. Your heart is all a flutter

"Aww look at Lisa and Josh, they are such a cute couple!"

"EVERYONE HERE IS ALL TWITTERPATED!"

by Unicorn 277 May 15, 2017

Twitter Tooter

A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.

Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".

What a , "Twitter Tooter ".

by Susabar July 23, 2009