Tootle

the elimination of a small amount of urine after one passes gas.

Stop tootleing, you are getting the couch all wet.

Jill tootled and had to change her pant suit.

by doctorhandsome September 8, 2011

trolley

1. An instantaneous compulsion to lose your lunch in an upwards or downwards direction.
2. A Particlarly unpleasant experience usually caused by female mingin-ness

"That chick gives me trolley"

(Bad event) (Place hand on stomach) "Trolley!"

by Mordy July 13, 2003

Arno The Troller

Contrary to Arno's delusional beliefs, he is NOT a master troller. On the contrary, this man engages in extremely low intelligence plots to attempt to fool others. Little does he know that his so-called "trolls" fail miserably 99% of the time, as the subject of his attempts only plays along because they feel bad about Arno's low mental capacity.

Upon completing his "trolls", he starts to spam "mad cuz trolled trollface" and "trolololo" to assert his "dominance".

Stay clear of this man if you value your mental health: Research has shown that when a person is exposed to Arno's high-frequency braincell loss, the person's own brain starts leaking braincells as well.

If you are worried of accidentally coming into contact with Arno The Troller, please consider purchasing the ArnoDetection™ Geiger Counter.

I saw in the news that Arno The Troller is in town, have you bought your ArnoDetection™ Geiger Counter yet?

by zilianthegreat February 10, 2021

trolley

The act of masturbation. A colloquialism in certain parts of Australia, and used widely in university/college circles.

I walked into Jonesy's room the other day and there he was having a trolley. The idiot didn't even bother to lock the door!

F**k she's hot. I'd have a trolley over that right here and now.

She's trolleylicious.

by mahadeva July 28, 2008

trole

An ugly, stupid whore.

That girl is such a trole.

by babycakes111998 May 20, 2014

Troller's Block

When a person runs out of ideas for places to visit on the internet - email's been checked, no one's on facebook, etc. This can lead to staring blankly at your computer screens or resulting in visits to sites like chatroulette or 4chan, just to waste time.

Guy 1: ... *staring at computer screen*
Guy 2: Dude, you ok?
Guy 1: Yeah, I just have troller's block.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks. Have you tried lemonparty.com?
Guy 1: No, but I'm desperate, so I'll check it out.

Mindfuck ensues.

by OhGodYourSpelling August 31, 2010

troblem

A portmanteau, combining the words 'trouble' and 'problem.' It's commonly used in a condescending manner to belittle people, and to make their issues seem insignificant.

what's the matter, little Codykins? Are you having some troblems there? Well, sorry, but I don't care.

by Roffle Hoffer November 7, 2008