run toff

To leave quickly without an explanation.

He didn't break up with her, he just run toff.

by Toptech33 March 14, 2022

Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement

Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam

by Guy F. March 28, 2022

Oonagability Triffeliz

Oonagability Triffeliz is a style of dog fashion clothing that greyhounds love to wear.

Damn! Is that dog wearing the latest Oonagability Triffeliz drip?

by Oonagability Triffeliz May 21, 2023

4 way traffic jam

Your mom getting fucked by 3 dudes

Dude I just had a 4 way traffic jam with your mom.

by Skater550 August 23, 2017

On The Toff

A term for someone who is drunk beyond comprehension.

“ Oh for fuck’s sake.”
“What?”
“Shirley’s on the toff again.”

by amfinn23 November 25, 2017

Child Cybersex Trafficking

Usually when an older person would groom a minor to exploit them for sexual gratification. It is common for the Cyberpimp to receive money in return for the child doing Cybersex in a Chat-room or a livestream.

I was a victim of Child Cybersex Trafficking

by KINJIM August 16, 2020

Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone

A variation of the ‘Slovakian Traffic Cone’, individuals are placed underneath an upturned traffic cone held by their peers. Excessive amounts of beers are then poured into the funnel-like cone to then be consumed by those underneath. If conducted properly, this shall result in the recipients of the Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone being utterly drenched and partially blinded by the alcohol delivered through the funnel.

Ahh mate, let’s finish off the night with a cheeky Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone for good measure.

by Bullingdon Club April 11, 2023