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Teesside Handshake 

Headbutting someone in the nose upon meeting them.
He didn't like the look on his face, so he gave him a Teesside handshake when he came closer.
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road to treasure

The road to treasure is trail of hair that runs from a guy's belly button down to his dink.
Girl: What do you want me to do?

Guy: Follow the road to treasure! Agush!
road to treasure by wvdrtnsf May 14, 2009

Snorg Tees 

T-Shirt company that advertises all over Urban Dictionary, selling oh-so-ironic T-Shirts to kids who want to be counter-culture.

Their ads drive me nuts with their annoying, hipster-looking models.
Oh my god you guyz, Snorg Tees makes a T-Shirt with Boxxy on it. I bet it will still be cool when I grow out of my teenage asshole years.

Treesh Nugget 

Someone who acts mentally challenged or fails constantly in gaming
You got washed by a noob you treesh nugget
Treesh Nugget by SuperGogeta July 7, 2019

Treason By Niggatry 

When ya own nigga does you dirty and should be put to death
John: Let me add yo girl.
Tyrone: Nah homie you think you're slick
John: *adds yo girl then fucks yo girl*
Tyrone: Sorry nigga but you are sentenced to death for "Treason By Niggatry"

National Midget Threesome Day 

Couples straight and gay are encouraged to add a midget to their sexcapade . Midgets can be rented For short term events to perform various acts.. acts is a vague term .. midgets must also be fed, and treated with the utmost respect at all times. The vertically challenged adults act of 2016 stated that all vertically challenged adults be treated with respect while performing various sex acts and not spanked on their head during ejaculation ... and additionally will be payed a fair wage , as any regular vertical person would be payed ...
The National Midget Threesome Day is approaching honey , did you rent the midgets yet?