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pooter tots

Pooter tots occurs when using a pan that was previously used for fish sticks to cook tater tots. Thus making the tater tots... taste and smell like fish or pooter (redneck word I heard once for pussy).
"awwww I just pulled out the tater tots"
"Why 'aww' then?"
"because they turned out to be pooter tots"
(sighs)

OR

"Hey these fishsticks are good man"
"bro... those aren't fishsticks..."
"awww! WTF dude!"
"dont worry man their just pooter tots"
by Loaked March 14, 2009
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dinger tots

A straight white male, cocky in nature, known by his crew for hitting lots of dingers; it is common knowledge that if he is not hitting dingers he can be found getting high or at the local KFC
Opposing team: "move in this kid sucks"
Dinger tots:"fuck you I'm dinger tots!"
by Bret3576 May 31, 2016
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Oklahoma Tater Tot

Packing a saturated tampon while still inserted in the vagina until male climax has finished, then remove crimson tot and eat.
Baby, I want an Oklahoma Tater Tot for desert tonight after the Alabama Hot pocket.
by JP2HR August 23, 2019
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Tot Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling.
"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The tot armor is tired, fam."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025
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tots cra

Pronounced "TOTES CRAY" Totally crazy; insane beyond the pale.
"You see that dude drink his own piss, thinking it makes him invincible?! Tots cra, man!
by ER Psych January 16, 2016
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from tots to thots

if you know what a tot is and if you know what a thot is its self explanitory.
my baby girls went from tots to thots
by khroma December 1, 2021
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Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.

Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"
by sniffyforastiffy? May 27, 2025
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