Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).

“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”

by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021

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Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.

Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!

by scholarly fella June 30, 2023

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Toot and a Fart

the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap

That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!

by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 05, 2021

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Stale toot

Flatulence that has presided in the same area for an extended length of time. It loses some of its potency, but has a disturbing musky smell to it, that assaults the senses. For example, if one were to fart in a warm stuffy room and exits said room, and someone where to enter the room 5 minutes later. Their senses may perceive a stale toot smell. Stale too smells are particularly common in motor vehicles. They can also be discovered when a fart has been trapped in ones pants for some period of time and the pants are removed and the smell is released into the open air

It smells like stale toots in this car

by ProfessorNonsense May 03, 2025

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