when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)
literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it
literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it
ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry
ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.
MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry
ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.
MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry
by idtst April 20, 2018
A face that basically says "Wow, you are incredibly strange! Are you for real? I am amused and disgusted by you!!! I am so sure!!!"
When Stacy pretended to meditate on the floor in the middle of the large mall full of holiday shoppers, many passers-by gave her the toast face.
by Emma August 26, 2003
by latinbored February 09, 2010
The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.
Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.
by King of Fappers '94 December 08, 2010
The sex position of the CENTURY! the butter has to be thick and creamy and the bread has to be HOT and CRISPY! Slab the butter all over the toast and lick it in an up and down motion for an unforgettable breakfast.
by MaryLowe December 01, 2017
Burnt toast and then they burn it even more and then they have the audacity to scrape off the burnt only to toast it some more
Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??
by leavemealone__5 February 11, 2021
A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.
Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.
by bakermancan February 02, 2011