fed time

federal jail time sentenced to people who comit federal felonies

"Vinny got busted with 2 loaded guns and 100 grams of coke"
"Wow seriously? That's alot of fed time right there"

by shade2times November 11, 2012

Ghana Maybe Time (GMT)

When you schedule a meeting or event in Ghana it is always based on the Ghana Maybe Time (GMT) zone. That is to say, they will maybe show up on time, but most likely not.

Where the heck is my driver. I told him to be here by 9am to get to the airport on time. He must be working on Ghana Maybe Time (GMT).

by kofij September 12, 2010

tima

the most wonderful person alive on this planet, she is so sexy and amazing, she will make you smile always, there’s not a single word to describe how perfect she is, i love tima so much.

tima is such a pookie!

by soap6969 September 29, 2021

STFU time

Also known as the STFU game, this is a period of time declared by all present to just shut the fuck up. Everyone tells the first person to talk to STFU.

"Alright ladies, it's time to shut the fuck up. We're gonna get caught!"
"Well I guess it's STFU time then."
"Ay didn't I tell you to shut the FUCK up!"

by OBTS March 17, 2010

Tickle-Nap Time

Napping and tickling at the same time.

Hey there, cutie, you interested in some tickle-nap time? Let's go heavier on the tickling than the napping. It's usually that way...

by Avid tickler October 25, 2007

same bat-time, same bat-channel

at the end of the 1960s live-action (adam-west) batman tv show, an announcer would tease the forthcoming episode (that resolved any cliffhangars) with the comment: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK. SAME BAT-TIME, SAME BAT-CHANNEL. nowadays it is used to affectionately tell someone that you will see them soon, particularly at a regular-time/place.

cant wait to see you for sci-fi-friday. same bat-time, same bat-channel.

by hfelton September 12, 2008

time to penis

The amount of time it will take for a user of a product or service to use it to make a penis joke

"TTP, or time to penis, is a mathematical constant, defined as Zero."

by The Other John Hanclock December 26, 2011