alt vag

The butt, specifically in regards to hetero anal sex

Baby, tonight I want it in my alt vag.

by sugarmagn0lia March 11, 2017

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Vag Patch

A style of feminine pubic hair grooming which results in a soul patch sized hair grooming directly above the outer lips of the vagina.

I wasn't paying attention during my wax and instead of the usual neat triangle I usually get, I ended up with a vag patch.

by taylorreeve June 23, 2016

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The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.

When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.

How do you not see that Sally looks exactly like Jennifer?!? You've got the vag blindness.

by Ahickeyyy June 21, 2016

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Vag-hawk

When a girl leapfrogs you without panties and her vagina scrapes your bald head, leaving a ghostly trail in the shape of a mowhawk.

"Betty slipped on her takeoff, so Bob's rocking a vag-hawk for the rest of the party now."

by owlzitty July 15, 2016

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vag fat

The fat that hangs out of a girl's vagina. The disadvantage to vag fat is when you pump in and out, it slaps you in the nuts. Other than that, it makes sex more enjoyable.

"That bitch's vag fat totally made wrecked my prostate."

by Double Choad Master Yoad Break January 22, 2012

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