SMIRT goal

Specific
Measureable
Impossible
Relevant
Time- bound

That sounds like a SMIRT goal rather than a SMART one

by CWimby March 1, 2023

Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022

20-24 Word Submission Goal

When you attempt to submit 20 or more words a day and loose ideas for words

He finished his 20-24 Word Submission Goal for the day.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Couple Goals

Dori and Immy 🤚

"They're literal couple goals"
"They're a Dori and Immy"

by One Direction do be Thicc doe December 23, 2020

scrapy goal

Not Bernardo silva goal against Utd

A scrapy goal is not Bernardo silva goal against Utd

by Hdhejdnf sichjf November 6, 2021

no goal day

June 19-20,1999 saw the triple overtime 6th game of the 1999 Stanley Cup won by the Dallas Stars 2-1 from a disputed goal by Brett Hull known in Buffalo as the "No Goal". The celebration of the annual anniversary.

"Happy No Goal Day," said the Sabres Fan.

by davidkazz07 June 22, 2017

Friendship Goals

Basically Lisen and Rahwa. They are literally The definition of it.

Kelb: omg, you guys are Lisen and Rahwa.

Someone: who are they?

Kelb: it means friendship goals. They invented it.
Someone: omg, thanks!

by Habeshasavage March 17, 2020