Dave K

An immensely handsome young male that has the ability to generate a climax in a woman with a wave of his wand. Known to also be an avid football follower.

That Dave K just made me sick in my knickers!

by Swivelonit September 29, 2009

dave mustaine

The amazing guitarist (good singer as well) for the thrash metal band Megadeth. Known for being one of the bitchiest people on the planet (holds grugdes against all of Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, the dude from Headbanger's Ball, just about every member of his own band, Suicidal Tendencies, and Rotting Christ to name a few). Also formed the traveling Gigantour, a traveling tour much like Ozzfest, only good.

Dave Mustaine may be a whiny son of a bitch, but he can play really fucking fast, so it's cool.

by sickness13 February 1, 2007

Dumbass Dave

A wild Jew roaming the hood of hewlett and u here him say when I grow up I want to be a cheez it and what’s doggin dog dog, and then he starts fucking pennies with his tounge

Don’t be like dumbass Dave

by Nog on da bitch March 23, 2019

Dave Halloway

The name of a gay hyena that is addicted to caffeine. Definitely will need therapy before use.

Dave Halloway is the protagonist in the visual novel Password

by BrendanTheWolf July 4, 2022

Dave Finger

An unwanted object in the frame of the photo

"I was looking at your photo and there was a Dave Finger in it"

by Zingler October 7, 2019

Dave MK

Can't shoot a three but brags he can shoot a half court shot. Loves buying shoes from Mike R.

Should Dave MK make varsity? "Cant shoot normally, always looks like he is never trying"-Anthony G

by Asianboy6988 November 20, 2019

Dave bender

A raving slave who keeps a spare spermex bottle to contain his sperm. Dave Bender is the kind of guy to take his boat out and relax with his cup of Gatorade. Also known as a Slender, he enjoys promptnous in all forms such as doorstops, germex, prostitution, and bald spots.

Wow stop sperming in your Gatorade bottle... you're such a Dave bender

by Slenderbender69 May 16, 2017