Chode

An extreme douche with seemingly no self awareness.

Brad Schoolcraft is a major chode.

by Thunderdouche May 21, 2015

Chode

1.A dick that's wider than it is long
2. A total dick that should fucking die.
3. A derogatory term used to describe a tiny fat dick.

Kevin Kochen and Chris Tobias are total chode bags.

by DrDigginess March 14, 2013

chode

Not long and skinny but short and stubby

My boyfriend has a chode and he want me to give him a blow job but it was to small

by crunky March 28, 2005

chode

a small fat penis.. anthony has a chode

anthony has a small fatty which makes him a chode..

by loser lauren November 6, 2007

chode

1) short stubby dick

2) creepy people

1) I bet President Bush has a chode...

2) ew! that guys a total chode!

by Agent Swastika Bee Squirrel November 15, 2006

chode

A nob thats wider than it is long probably hard to grip.

An insult

1 his chode is really hard to wank
2 shut up u fucking chode
3 people who actually use chode as an insult

by jo31111 July 31, 2007

chode

Another insulting combination

Steve is a fuckin chodespank.

by Booyea February 6, 2003