choded

When a black guy smacks you with his chode and fuck you right after

“Dude micheal got choded last night, crazy man.”

by IsishdbhdjsjISOPOD May 30, 2018

Chode

1.A dick that's wider than it is long
2. A total dick that should fucking die.
3. A derogatory term used to describe a tiny fat dick.

Kevin Kochen and Chris Tobias are total chode bags.

by DrDigginess March 14, 2013

chode

Not long and skinny but short and stubby

My boyfriend has a chode and he want me to give him a blow job but it was to small

by crunky March 29, 2005

chode

A nob thats wider than it is long probably hard to grip.

An insult

1 his chode is really hard to wank
2 shut up u fucking chode
3 people who actually use chode as an insult

by jo31111 June 28, 2007

chode

Another insulting combination

Steve is a fuckin chodespank.

by Booyea February 07, 2003

chode

a small fat penis.. anthony has a chode

anthony has a small fatty which makes him a chode..

by loser lauren October 21, 2007

chode

1) short stubby dick

2) creepy people

1) I bet President Bush has a chode...

2) ew! that guys a total chode!

by Agent Swastika Bee Squirrel November 16, 2006