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atrophy kid

Someone so atrophied by instant feedback, congratulations and an adorable sense of entitlement, that the stress of making "adult" decisions often causes them to retreat to the safety of their parents. This move is often welcomed by the parents themselves, who felt unloved without someone to bestow lavish praise and generous material benefits upon.
So is that atrophy kid looking for a job yet?
by Somefinds April 25, 2009
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toxic kid

A son of a bich that you can find on evry game. Basicly when he loses a game his reply is: "small dick small dick small dick". Its a pretty exotic spiece and it realy sucks
This is example yes: "damn man last week i let my teammate die cuz he was a toxic kid and he just spamed dickhead like 25 FUCKING TIMES
by Igotsilver69 May 16, 2020
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wall kid

the absolute top of the social ladder. wall kids must be attractive unless he/she is a friend of a good looking wall kid. wall kids have the privilege of not having to try hard in school. it is universally accepted that a wall kid will get a football scholarship to any college he wants. all female wall kids are future gold diggers. wall kids generally dont give a flying fuck about anything. the wall is a highly exclusive society. nobody may enter the wall without a wall pass. to get a wall pass, you must be good at sports, a heavy drinker, good at snowboarding, or be a devout born-again christian. no wall pass will be issued to anybody who does not go out and get wasted every weekend and then go to church on sunday and think that god has forgiven them. wall kids are frequent church goers and often post scripture as their facebook status. the wall has many layers to it. at the heart of the wall is the wall royalty. on the outskirts of the wall are the dusty daves. these people are not welcome and get no poon. the front row at all sporting events is reserved for the wall kids. in a nutshell, wall kids are better than you. if you are a normal person, looking a wall kid in the eye is punishable by death.
were you at that party last weekend?

no, im not a wall kid
by one of "the others" December 24, 2010
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Floppy Kid

I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.
by Sambiase May 6, 2018
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noob kid

A kid that is unsmart, also defined as noob.
Jane: I got 0 for my assessment T-T
Mike: such a noob kid.
by thousandguy June 18, 2022
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Radio Kid

Someone who listens to only mainstream, radio songs. This person has no individuality in music and goes with the flow of mainstream popularity. They have a very linear range of songs, often having very few or little songs.
1. "She's so lame, such a radio kid. All she does is listen to Chris Brown"
2."He's such a radio kid, he only listens to mainstream, and radio music."
3.Teenagers who like to only listen to the hottest hits on radio and think that its the best music out there.
4. People who play radio songs very loudly on transportation, thinking its cool
5.Teenagers who bag other genres because its 'indie' or not known.
by Nick and Peter December 30, 2009
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laptop kid

A person that, at night, transforms into a short, fat little hobbit. A creature that lurks around in the wee hours of the night with laptop in hand and headphones on its head. Usually found locked in a public bathroom stall, this creature does questionable things whilst no one is around. Prone to rash opinions, he is always "right" and "smarter" than all others.
Someone is in the bathroom batin' it! What a laptop kid!
by your other "friends" November 5, 2013
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