Texterrhea

Excessive texting. Texterrhea is to texting what the galloping Hershey’s is to crapping.

Nancy: Every since that POS Jim broke up with his GF Sally, she’s had a nasty case of texterrhea.
Sam: AYTMTB?
Nancy: FU
Sam: A3

by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009

textelation

The delighted feeling you get from a dirty text.

Sarah really knows how to lay on the textelation if-you-know-what-i-mean.

by freckleface3000 May 13, 2009

Emilio Textevez

The name given to your over obnoxious guy friend that only uses his phone for texting. And believes that texting his ex-girlfriend isn't just as bad as calling her.

See also: Gloria Textefan

Ask Emilio Textevez if he's seen my Gatorade?

by techjunkee January 22, 2010

grammatical texter

someone who uses proper grammer in a text message

Man, why does Dave always have to use periods and capital when he text?

Because he's a grammatical texter.

by thesensone July 16, 2011

Slow texter

A nigga or bitch that takes hours to reply and act like they didn't disappear into thin air.

I can't stand Jay he's such a slow texter

by Shanaqua_marie May 16, 2018

Testefreeze

The sensation a man feels while driving a car with a cold beverage between his legs.

No, it's just the sweat from the big-gulp... I'm serious. I even have testefreeze! Look!

by Nicolas Thorley March 11, 2005

tete de farty

Farty head in french, often used by smart kids to make fun of kids who don't understand a word of french. The leader of all the tete de farts is Big Al AKA Grand Al. He once had so much taco bell his head exploded.

Grand Al est une tete de farty!

by RachaelxcorexawesomexXx October 29, 2007