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Awesome Tees

A stupid, idiotic T-Shirt company that is advertising on www.urbandictionary.com.

Similar to Snorgtees, Bustedtees, Noisebot, etc, it has no real meaning and fails to get the joke across.
Boy: Do I look cool with my new Awesome tees T-Shirt?

Girls: LOLROFLREOFLROFLROFLROLFLOOOLOLOOLOLOLFROLOFRLFROLFROLFROLFRROFRLOROLFRORRORFOROFROFLROELEOELEOROFOLRO U SO GEY LMFAOROEOEDLMFAOEOLFAMOFLFAMOMFALMFOAMFLAFMOMRHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHLOL EWTFLOL
by wowtf May 15, 2010
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tallahassee teeter-totter

When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.
"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."
by Luzak Wilkerton July 26, 2014
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Jonny Rocket Teeth

When one person performs cunnilingus on somebody's fat mother, they often get a smelly mould on there teeth after, this then dangles down of the persons teeth making them look like rockets.
"Hey, Jason West you scrubber! I know you got touched by Glen when you was younger, that is why you licked out boo-boos mum after! you got some sick ass Jonny rocket teeth!"
by Bonnoff Pie April 7, 2010
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teensex

Popular search term used on search engines, among wild boys seeking moments of pleasant masturbation in front of the computer screen.

Not to be confused with "teen sex" which is actually getting laid.
David77: FAPTIME!
AceKing: Wat? interracialz?
David77: No time for some teensex!
* David77 unzips
by loxyria July 2, 2009
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Teens

An age group of people who are very misunderstood. They are young and just want to have fun and live their youth. Yes the make noise and say rude things but let's face it we were all teens once.

They are just crossing the path of becoming an adult and leaving childhood however this may leve some very confushed beacuse they have to be 'mature' yet they are too young yo vote and they have to 'enjoy their youth' yet they are to young to party hard.
Adult 1 : " look at that group of teens up to no good over there"
Adult 2 : *hears the word 'teen' and automaticlly things sex loving drug adickted lazy alcoholics*
by abcfefghi February 14, 2012
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aqua teens

a trio of "super heros" who swim in their neighbor carl's pool. often seen with the mooninites. frylock the leader of the group, has laser eyes and levitates. he is also a large container of french fries. master shake, the rebel of the group, think he is a genious. he also is a large milk shake. and finally meatwad. meatwad is the funny one of the group. meat wad has the ability to turn in to a hot dog shape or an igloo shape. meatwad happens to be a giant wad of meat.
by beastly_05 November 15, 2005
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teenspeak

A dialect of the English language used by teenagers (normally between the ages of 13 and 18, though there has recently been a leap in speakers).
This form of speech includes an overuse of words such as "like" and "umm". There is debate over whether small words such as "what" and "so" should be added, but as for now it is only the two previous words that can be easily linked to this dialect.
God, that kid needs to learn that teenspeak and English are NOT the same language. I mean, he's always going, "Like, I heard that, like, there's gonna be a party on, like, the umm... the 24th."
by Voices-In-My-Head November 15, 2007
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