Twitter 

Twitter is a secondary word for circus
Because on twitter everyone is a clown

Me: I was on Twitter with a lot of clowns in there

Twitter by le real ditunare October 15, 2022

twitter 

a place where anything and everything goes to die a slow and painful death from being cancelled

I deleted twitter because I realized I had a life.

twitter by narigi421 October 29, 2022

twitter 

pornhub 2.0

person 1: dude my wifi won't let me watch porn!

person 2: bro just use twitter lmfao.

twitter by i give good descriptions October 31, 2022

Twitter 

Synonym for Hell.

When you die, you're going to Twitter.

Twitter by Artyboi November 4, 2022

Twitter 

I mean it speaks for its self.

jack- "they are you on twitter"
sam- "You mean hell?"

I dont want to go to twitter.

Twitter by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 5, 2022

Twitter 

Twitter is a social media app that everyone has their opinions and create raids and tells lies that no one will figure out if true.

its fun to spread lies on twitter.

why do you need an example? go find out yourself what twitter lies in its deep cave.

Twitter by the_sussy_baka November 11, 2022

Twitter 

A platform with hundreds and thousands of stupid, dumb, idiotic, waste of time arguments, plus a bonus of thousands of thirst-trap and sex bots account, waiting for your reply, hoping to get yes as an answer.

"Hey, I found something on Twitter!"
"What is it?"
"I-I don't know... but I agreed to this.. please come look at this."
"Dude, you just fell for a thirst-trap. What the hell is wrong with you, John?"

Twitter by imperfectcub178 December 2, 2022