toned

when one has smoked too much tea, they become toned instead of toned

man this earl gray is so good....i'm soooo toned

by tea-a-holic June 22, 2006

tossdasalad

wenlicking a girls ass.

wen u tella girl to bend over and lick thier butthole or slanf terms thier asscrack..

by baba September 5, 2003

tossed blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.

Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day

by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

tossed salad

To lick the chocolate off of someone elses bowl or should i say...bowel

She tossed my salad with toungue and cleaned my ass right up!!

by Michael Hodge July 18, 2003

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.

I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.

by Mattie Love August 28, 2016

Cross Tossed

Another word for 'Cross Faded', to be drunk and high at the same time.

Damn dude after I hit that bowl at the party I was so cross tossed I didn't know which way was up.

I've been there many times my friend.

by The Griz Brotherhood October 6, 2009

toedobber

a person who fucks a toe. One who have a infactuation for toes.

That girl was a crazy toedobber.

That dude likes sucking toes, what a toedobber.

by Rokaxe August 11, 2009