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I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018
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I thought we were being honest

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...
by TheFleeceMan August 20, 2019
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Drink Thought Exclamation

A "eureka" moment but instead of exclaiming "eureka," you exclaim "mmm" because your mouth is full of water.
Two entrepreneurs (E) drinking:
E1: "We need a business idea."
E2: "Yeah, but what?"
E1: *Takes a drink and comes up with an idea* "Mmm!"
E2: "I know that sound! That's a drink thought exclamation!"
by Licensed_Nerd August 8, 2020
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every thought texter

When a person sends one text her thought instead of waiting to gather all of their thoughts and send it in one text.
Anna is an Every Thought Texter. She sent me 15 texts in 30 seconds instead of just putting it all into one text.
by Kelce's Lyre Clip September 20, 2020
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I thought that was a sand nagger

When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.
Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER
by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020
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you thought you couldn't focus?

when you are supposed to be doing work but you don't >:(
"do your work"
yeah thats not happening!

-plays games-

"YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T FOCUS??"
by you heard me! >:( November 2, 2020
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I thought of something funnier then 24

25:)))))))))))))
Spongebob:Hey Patrick i thought of something funnier then 24
Patrick:Lemme hear it
Spongebob:25
Both laugh
by Shia LaBeaof March 18, 2021
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