worst song on the ugliest guitar 

something that is miserable or pathetic.

Telling your girlfriend that she has a hairy back and should wax it is like telling her that she is the worst song on the ugliest guitar.

worst song on the ugliest guitar by katie tran November 5, 2006

the Unforgivables 

(NB: Not to be confused with The Unforgivable Curses mentioned in the Harry Potter series, the u of the Unforgivables must always be a capital U):

a term of respect, awe and fear term referring, collectively, to the legislative, judicial, and executive orders of one's society.

Thus named because, usually, in North America an individual's criminal record is 'unforgivable', remaining with the individual either for a very long period of time or for life.

son: can I grow weed in our backyard? i heard in school it's hip and cool.

father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgivables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave.

the Unforgivables by Uncle Dimma January 26, 2013

the unholy trinity of the internet 

The unholy trinity of the internet consists of three photos that one must witness to become a jaded internet user, once these three have been witnessed, they can not be un-witnessed. these three pictures are( going tamest to least tame in my opinion)
Lemon Party, three gay elders with flaccid penises having an orgy
Goatse, an old man bent over to the camera and exposing his wide arsehole
and last but not least, tub girl, an asian girl in a bath shitting everywhere

Hey, Joey, Johnny looks like he's seen some shit in his time...
Yeah, he was forced to witness the unholy trinity of the internet.
Jesus, I would never wish that fate upon my worst enemy...

the unholy trinity of the internet by huesicle November 12, 2015

The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything 

The answer plan and simple is 42.

The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42

The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything by gruefood June 11, 2006

the united states 

a country where people eat a lot, shoot a lot, screw a lot, and scream a lot. National animal is bald eagle because most of the politicians are bald and if we were eagles, we could fly somewhere without being stripped down at the airport.

The United States thinks it's the world's only superpower, except they owe all their money to China.

the united states by stophurtingme May 14, 2014

Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA 

A nasty # Minute Video of Screechy Sounds, Pole Dancing and Crying 2 Year olds.

OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.

Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus REal Miley March 16, 2010

across the universe

(noun) best musical or movie ever to be made. has beatles music and acid trips.

"The greatest movie ever is Across the Universe."
"Seriously?"
"Absolutely."

across the universe by dfowhowgf November 13, 2007