Spider Giraffe

A man who is one in a million infinities.

He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.

He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.

He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).

And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).

He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).

My sexy spider giraffe can we have Gn?

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

Giraffe

A bitch who likes to swing his arms like a gorilla who's fat

That giraffe likes to think he is the shit

by xxwakandaxx May 25, 2021

giraffic

tall, of exceptional height

The giraffic mushroom cloud from the nuclear detonation stretched 12 miles high

by DoctorBoomerang December 15, 2025

Giraffe in the room

Something people will talk about longer than a giraffe's neck.

People could keep pretending not to notice the giraffe in the room, but at some point Dewey Cox was going to bring it up and it would be unavoidable.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Giraffe Snout

Of the ilk of camel toe and moose knuckle. All both of those. 🤣

Wow did you see the slobbering mess on that giraffe snout? It was so effin hawt!!

by Mayor Glöria Crüze April 23, 2025

Giraffe kick

Giraffe kick means you mimic what a giraffe does when they kick. And when a human does it, that means they will kick the shit out of you

I am about to giraffe kick this motherfucker

by rogersell January 12, 2025

giraffe

a tall neck son of a bitch who claims they are better than everyone else but instead is a weird, sensitive asshole who never gets their way.

ugh i hate that giraffe. hes such a bitch.

by anonymous February 16, 2021