Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.
We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024
Get the desert crustmug. when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.
by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023
Get the British desertmug. by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019
Get the lady desertmug. A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.
"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
by DilfRider July 5, 2025
Get the Desert Hat-trickmug. Similar to a Trifling Hoe - An immature female who is thirsty AF, likes to start drama only because she wants to ride the cock of another woman's man.
Damn! That Rose is a Desert Ho she be sliding into Leroy's DM's trying to cause trouble between him and Felicia.
by ballbustin October 3, 2022
Get the Desert Homug. 1. An unfortunate nickname for the Anthracite Coal Region, of Pennsylvania. 2. The man-made desert, left over from morn than a century and a half of unregulated surface mining in the Anthracite Coal Region.
1. Welcome to the Anthracite Desert. Hey why are you leaving, so fast?
2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.
2. The Anthracite Desert is lacking in wildlife. Al Qaeda prays for the region.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
Get the Anthracite Desertmug. The white preppy school or also known as the high class rich kids, the daddy money school of southern Utah.
by Unmormonator October 28, 2021
Get the desert hills highschoolmug.