People who get off on another person's disease and/or death. Someone who wasn't around before the said "problem".
For example, Nicole and Emily commented on Tiffany's facebook wall telling her how she is such a strong person for going through this battle with cancer but where were they all the years before? They are nothing but cancer groupies.
by anticancergroupies November 3, 2010

Cancer music is something you fucking hear during minecraft tuto rials and shit it really is over used and needs to stop.
But srsly guys people die from cancr so stop it cancr is bad.
But srsly guys people die from cancr so stop it cancr is bad.
by A_gay_man September 13, 2017

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.
by Astreet13 February 3, 2017

Every once in a while in pollution-drenched third world nations a chicken mcnugget is created containing hazardous waste before it is frozen and sent to the USA.
These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.
These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.
I ate a cancer nugget and now my stomach is more full of tumors than Shaq after a plateful of double cheeseburgers.
by Styxhexenhammer December 13, 2009

My winter beater has some serious car cancer. She runs well, but the poor girl is held together with prayers and wire.
by TooSick4U April 19, 2007

1) Chronic bad breath. Breath so foul; the stench of which is tantamount to that of a diseased, deceased, decaying carcass inside one's mouth.
2) Chronic bad breath from smoking cigarettes.
2) Chronic bad breath from smoking cigarettes.
1) Don't let his pretty smile fool you; Larry actually has some of the worst breath cancer you'll ever encounter.
2) Five hours after his last cigarette, Larry's breath cancer finally began to wane.
2) Five hours after his last cigarette, Larry's breath cancer finally began to wane.
by Caserdoodle October 2, 2007

by Zippie January 2, 2006
