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Cancer Groupies

People who get off on another person's disease and/or death. Someone who wasn't around before the said "problem".
For example, Nicole and Emily commented on Tiffany's facebook wall telling her how she is such a strong person for going through this battle with cancer but where were they all the years before? They are nothing but cancer groupies.
by anticancergroupies November 3, 2010
mugGet the Cancer Groupiesmug.

cancer music

Cancer music is something you fucking hear during minecraft tuto rials and shit it really is over used and needs to stop.

But srsly guys people die from cancr so stop it cancr is bad.
Gay: OMGET! ! the minecraft tutorial i saw is so good!!
Lesbian: Ya ik it has cancer music in it
by A_gay_man September 13, 2017
mugGet the cancer musicmug.

half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.
Sorry! My half cancer is acting up
by Astreet13 February 3, 2017
mugGet the half cancermug.

Cancer Nugget

Every once in a while in pollution-drenched third world nations a chicken mcnugget is created containing hazardous waste before it is frozen and sent to the USA.

These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.
I ate a cancer nugget and now my stomach is more full of tumors than Shaq after a plateful of double cheeseburgers.
by Styxhexenhammer December 13, 2009
mugGet the Cancer Nuggetmug.

car cancer

car cancer is rust, generally caused by road salts used to remove ice and snow from the roads.
My winter beater has some serious car cancer. She runs well, but the poor girl is held together with prayers and wire.
by TooSick4U April 19, 2007
mugGet the car cancermug.

Breath Cancer

1) Chronic bad breath. Breath so foul; the stench of which is tantamount to that of a diseased, deceased, decaying carcass inside one's mouth.

2) Chronic bad breath from smoking cigarettes.
1) Don't let his pretty smile fool you; Larry actually has some of the worst breath cancer you'll ever encounter.

2) Five hours after his last cigarette, Larry's breath cancer finally began to wane.
by Caserdoodle October 2, 2007
mugGet the Breath Cancermug.

cancer dick

A term used when a man gets his dick sucked shortly after the sucker has smoked a ciggarette.
Making out with a smoker sucks, but getting cancer dick from one isnt so bad.
by Zippie January 2, 2006
mugGet the cancer dickmug.

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