Tessica

The name of one of the dumbest people around widely known for using gorilla glue as hair spray. Also known as Gorilla Glue Girl .

Did you hear about Tessica?
Yes, shes a dumb fuck

by BSSP is a fat hoe dick sucker February 15, 2021

Tessa

Tessa is a very immature crazy person. I was looking at all the deflation’s first Tessa and I thought this does NOT explain Tessa. So I guess Im making my own now. Tessa is kinda ugly but once you get to know her you look past that and look at her awesome personality. She’s funny, crazy, and everything you could ask for. Tessa is the perfect person to go clubbing with, and actually have a fun time. Although she make look crazy and funny on the outside she is still a very sad person on the inside.

“Hey is that a Tessa?“
“Yeah she looks like she’s crazy!”

by this is my definition October 29, 2019

tessa

a girl who has physical appearances similar to an apple

OMG. Tessa is so fruity looking.

by Clement and Wei January 6, 2008

Tessah

Usually a short girl with no ass but big titties and a huge forehead. She is also very goofy and lovable.

Tessah is very funny.

by Tessah May 12, 2016

Tessio

THE MAN at t3o (tribes3.org) Tessio is just a cool guy. He hates techno... and... he has long hair... and he's friends with Ophy and Shaz and Timmeh and me and King and Destos and Hindsight and... um...well everyone!

Aghgh! Tessio you Nazi!

by EEK November 8, 2003

tessallate

The art of creating a triangle shaped line of cocaine, in which you play the song tessallate by Alt J whilst snorting the triangle line of cocaine in one swift action. If performed correctly you must do the line in one go, resulting in a triangle. Thus tessallating

benderoligist 1: let me tessalate like alt j by covering (a plane surface) by repeated use of a single shape, without gaps or overlappi.

benderoligist 2: Yo put on alt j tessalate and watch me snort this triangle shaped line of cocaine. Lets tessallate!

by Badassbossbassbitching September 16, 2018

Tahoe Tessie

Lake Tahoe's equivalent of the lochness monster.

Hey do you see those moving bumps out in the lake? Yeah I bet that's Tahoe Tessie

by The Rodeo Clown October 23, 2009