One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004

dominican sprinkler system

When your gardener digs a hole to plant something and breaks your water-main pipe, resulting in the automatic watering of surrounding plants and trees.

The sun was extremely hot, but I wasn't concerned about my plants, because the gardener had installed a "dominican sprinkler system".

by salondiva January 8, 2011

system of a down

fucking awesome band. what the hell man? POP!?!?!?!?!? u guys r sooo retarded.

Linkin Park, Adema, and System of a Down are fuckin awesome!

by Luka October 25, 2003

system of a down

System of a Down

proper noun: Popular American musical act variously labeled as rock, hard rock, metal, or (rarely) punk. Most popular songs include, "Chop Suey" and "Toxicity"

*Footnote: Once labeled by Liam Gallagher of Oasis as the worst band in history. Love SOAD? Love Oasis? Hate em' all? Interpret as desired.

by Silent_Bob July 7, 2003

System Of A Down

How can SOAD be pop? EMINEM is pop.
How can SOAD be Nu-metal? Linkin Park is (pussy) Nu-Metal
How can SOAD be punk?
SOAD is Pulp Fiction rock.

Pushing little children with their fully automatics -- they like to push the weak around.

by Hiro Protagonist August 16, 2003

Sysmed

A slur mentally handicapped illness fakers call people with actual trauma.

Emily: Wow, you’re such a sysmed.

Person with brain: Fuck you.

by xXIm_Having_A_Manic _EpisodeXx August 28, 2021

System Of A Down

what the fuck? how can soad be pop?have u heard suger,shimmy,toxicitiy,chop suey or any of their songs for that matter?

gay kid:soad is pop!lets listen to linken park!
cool kid:go kill urself,no one luvs u.

by ScarryLarry October 10, 2003