Fun Sized

Someone who is short

Girl: You're so short
Boy: NO IM NOT IM FUN SIZED

by foxkin July 7, 2020

Plus sized

Someone who has a large body fat percentage. Despite what others say, being plus sized *can* cause health issues but if they have an active, healthy lifestyle that likely won’t be the case.

Person A: I’m plus sized, I’m 5’5 and 105kgs
Person B: cool! I’m mid sized, I’m 5’4 and 70kgs
Person C: I’m slim, I’m 5’3 and 50kgs :)

by Cosmic ghost December 19, 2022

equator belt size

{equator belt size) is a visual tool used for the aiding of truly grasping the humugo creature

"How fat was she, that sister replied in a southern gospel accent,"She was SSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FHAT her waist the equator belt size."

by Doorshine January 11, 2008

Guess the size see the prize

A game in which men or women try to guess the size of a certain body part and upon guessing correctly the person whose body part was guessed, must show that body part to the guesser.

Hey I bet if we get Jason to play guess the size see the prize with us we may be able to score some pics of his fine ass gf.

by slidingsteve September 19, 2017

your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.

Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

by s2artjm November 29, 2018

The Decently Sized Gay

Someone who is gay, but not gay enough to have the big gay.

Sawyer: I have The Decently Sized Gay, but not The Big Gay
Timmy: And why do I need to know this?

by Your XX chromosome Parent January 28, 2019

Size King

A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (women who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with women who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.

"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am, Anika. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"

by Horseman Dan June 15, 2008