sweater day

A day where everything has gone to shit so much, you just go home, put on a giant sweater and drink alone.

"How was work?"

"..."

"Sweater day, huh?

by Firm Handshake July 23, 2014

sweater hounds

A pair of big natural supple breasts, extremely noticeable even when wearing a sweater.

Holy jesus, take a look at those sweater hounds!

by mantis toboggan January 26, 2016

Sweater Mastiffs

Used when describing a woman’s breasts when sweater puppies just isn’t enough.

Typically used when a woman is buxom and wearing a sweater or jumper, with her breasts taking up a large amount of real estate in said clothing.

Man, she has some serious sweater mastiffs!

by Dick Buttcus October 20, 2018

sweater-biter

A girl who really digs a mans sweater (pull-overs, cardigans, cashmere, wool). Similar to a “tire biter”. She is super attracted to him, equating his status and love-making skills with the type of sweater he wears.

Woman:
“Guuuuuuurl, did you see Paul in that tight merino wool sweater yesterday? Damn, he so fine. I want a piece of that.”

Woman’s friend:
“Dang, you’re a total and complete sweater-biter”

by #sweaterbiter September 21, 2019

Sweater Exchange Day

Its the day where you give your sweater and receiving another sweater with someone special in return.

"I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater
You said it looked better on me than it did you
Only if you knew how much I liked you"
(Conan Gray, 2020, Heather)

Lets exchange our favorite sweater today because its Sweater Exchange Day!

by JeffDean December 2, 2020

sweater weather

bisexual

No I don't listen to girl in red, I like guys too, I listen to sweater weather.

by ListensToGirlInRed July 12, 2021

Sweater Weather

Fucking idiots call it the Bi anthem

Person 1: What's your favourite song?
Person 2: Sweater Weather
Person 1: Oh you're BI
Person 2: kill yourself

by asdawdwadwa October 30, 2022