crowd surfing

One of lifes great pleasures.

Man, everyone was crowd surfing at TSNK last night.

by dudeman April 24, 2004

Soul Surfer

A surfer who surfs/tries to surf 24/7 and sleeps, eats does everything on the beach. Doesent work only surfs but they are highly respected by normal surfers.

Dang is ed going to work today?

Nah man hes a soul surfer hes going surfing today.

by a real soul surfer August 23, 2009

Surfbort

From Beyonce's 'Drunk in Love' song. She pronounces 'surfboard' as 'surfbort' and people take humor from this. It is a Beyonce-ism and sounds funny so has been adopted by the Beyhive as a joke/humorous word. Has been made into t-shirts by various Beyonce fans.

"Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfbort
surfbort, surfbort"

"Beyonce has redefined the word surfboard to surfbort"

"I'm riding my surfbort"

by Aphix2005 January 13, 2014

butthole surfing

When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.

My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.

by The Edgehead June 5, 2009

Pussy Surfing

When a woman squats over a man's face and/or chest and rubs her vagina against his skin, smearing him with her juices. The resulting stance the woman achieves is akin to surfing.

I told him he could cum on my face if he let go pussy surfing on his chest.

by juicewave November 10, 2010

subway surf

To stand/balance on moving subway, much like one would on a surfboard, so as to not come into contact with any germ covered surface. The term "subway" may be used interchangably with any form of mass transit ie, bus, train, T, metro, tube.

Rather than sit next to the homeless man, Joe opted to subway surf.

by Marlo W. May 14, 2008

shoulder surfing

Looking over someone's shoulder when they are working or at a terminal with the intention of snooping, stealing information, or just annoying.

I think granny was shoulder surfing me when I entered my PIN into the ATM.

by team_homeslice July 18, 2005