Sluid

a Dirty Slut and/or Whore

The Jessica is a dirty fucking Sluid

by FaZe DFC October 6, 2007

squidging

to gentle squeeze and play with your girlfriends ears, especially if they are particularly malleable

I brushed her hair back and gave her a good old squidging

by londanuk October 20, 2008

Squid Dumpster

A gay man who enjoys having multiple dicks in their butt hole. The back of the gay man then looks like a squid.

That guy gets off to being a Squid Dumpster.

by Dr. Professor Magnum PI, PHD December 19, 2010

squid billie

Apache helicopter pilots and mechanics that reside in the south.

1. Stupid squid billies stole our tow bar again.

2. SGT Slaughter -"What did that guy say?"

CPT America-" Don't know, I can never understand them squid billies."

by Lester Skymaster January 6, 2012

Squid's dick

A truly loathsome individual, despised by pretty much everybody.

"Did you hear Joe pawned the ring his wife's grandmother left him for money to take to the horse track?"
"I'm not surprised. He's a squid's dick!"

by Mr Fruity May 24, 2016

Squidism

The religion when the holy go the squid came to life and brought the universe with him. He farted out the earth and we all came along with him. the sun is actually the home of the squid. The squid is inter galactic and one day will come back to earth bringing Harry Potter with him. He will shrink and come to live in the sea, eating any unsuspecting sharks. ALL HAIL THE GREAT SQUID!!!

Welcome to the best religion in the world, squidism!!!

by Lynkislynk May 7, 2018

Squid Sheath

When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.

The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018