cockwashing station

Cockwashing station :

When you are sitting on a toilet and a chick fucks you so hard that you lean back and break the toilet tank. Thus causing the water to gush everywhere and wash your cock off as well. Extremely helpful if a tidy bowl cleaner is inside the tank - as this may reduce risk of pregnancy and std's.

I waited in line to use the bathroom at the club forever! Bitch walks out smiling, looked like she PISSED her pants . Get in the stall and there's my man trying to wipe the water off the floor. Oh hell no! Fireball whore just opened up a Cockwashing station!"

by Ryandefiled February 14, 2014

Woke Statistics

When math authors use statistical diagrams like bar charts and pie charts to depict politically incorrect information that directly or indirectly point to centuries-long systemic white racism or supremacism in the nation, which has deprived millions of nonwhites of the educational and career opportunities their white counterparts were afforded with for a few generations.

Recently, a number of red states in the United States have rejected a few dozen math textbooks that allegedly contain woke statistics questions aimed at indoctrinating grades 1–5 students.

by Fasters May 2, 2022

There’s movement at the station

Very old Aussie slang, taken from banjo Patterson’s “man from snowy river”.

“There was movement at the station for the word had got about”

Can have two meanings:
No. 1: Something is going on

No.2: You need to poo...now

Are there any dunnys near here cause there’s movement at the station.

by Em dog February 19, 2020

Statius

The act of using one or more dulled knives as sexual toys, for either men or women.

I gave her a nice hot statius, and she instantly started to bleed profusely.

by mk4_1.8t February 27, 2009

scrotum static

The after effect of scratching your balls near a television antenna.

"Damn that antenna! I just got some mean scrotum static!"

by Anonymous Chipmunk May 26, 2004

i be swaggin (in my station wagon)

term used to describe someone who is very cool but has an old, ugly, or broken down car. doesn't have to be a station wagon, can be any car. usually a first car handed down from parents.

when Braydon rolls up everyone knows he be swaggin' in his station wagon.

"i be swaggin (in my station wagon)"

by uvgtmeppnchmpyn March 17, 2010

statistic

(1)An offensively normal person.

(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.

(1)You don't really need an iPod, it just makes you a statistic.

(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!

by Logical Dash June 11, 2006