satanism

A religion based on indulgance rather than chastity, services include men dressed in long black robes and women dressing seductivly or nude. Does not promote multiple sexual relationships but does not chasty them if it fullfills the desires of the individual.

Satanism has nothing to do with the Satan of the bible.

by Anonymous December 19, 2003

Satans hair lip

Alternate street name to the drug glint. Drug is injested by rubbing it ones lips. Good times.

Poppy thrashed herself through a keyhole after od'ing on satan's hair lip.

by Jerry Blank January 17, 2005

Satan's Calling

Traditional Metal band from Melbourne,Victoria, Australia. Has strong Iron Maiden influence. Members enjoy drinking ridicously huge amounts of beer and rooting groupies. They use pseudonyms because the sheer mentioning of their names would immolate the internet. Members are :

Pita - guitar
Mikool - drums
Kostik - bass
Gwerge - guitar

That band Satan's Calling is so good that they can make women lose their virginity by just showing them their instrument.

by Priest > Maiden September 7, 2008

satan's asswater

When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.

"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."

by disnywhite June 23, 2009

Satan's Wet Willy

When a man is receiving oral sex, instead of finishing in her mouth, the man pulls out and puts his penis in her ear and finishes.

Damn, that bitch be sucking my dick so good, I had to pull out and give her Satan's wet willy.

by Papa Skeet Skeet March 2, 2011

Satan's Air Biscuits

Particularly loud and noticable flatuance accompanied by the strong and lingering smell of decay and sulfer.

Wooo, I really brought a case of Satan's Air Biscuits home today. If you try you can almost smell the black beans from my lunch-time burrito.

by ilookmarvlus December 17, 2012

Statai

Plural of "Status" similar to plural of "Cactus" which is "Cactai"

"Have you seen Scott's Statai?" They're quite something.

by Steve Calla August 6, 2012